do you smell something?

Being in a long term relationship is a funny thing. I mean looooong term. Today it took him 10 minutes to notice I had a new haircut. It doesn't hurt my feelings or anything I just think it's interesting how we get so used to one another that we almost stop seeing.
I had to tell him as he was trying to find a good shirt to wear this evening that the white one was to pongy and would only get worse as it heated up and the green one is clean but it looks like he ironed it with an egg beater. Go for the wrinkly one, wrinkles can fall out of a shirt after a while but smelly only gets smellier, that one goes straight to the laundry. Mostly I just like the way the green one brings out his eyes. I don't want folks thinkin' I don't know how to take care of my man.